Edisi Lawak Dalca (15)






FAKTA !
Kenapa pelajar² di Malaysia ni suka meniru time exam??

Sebab,
Di bawah setiap halaman kertas soalan,

... ada ditulis...

"SILA LIHAT SEBELAH"





Ajoi: Ibu, 1...2...3...4...5...6...7
Ibu : Eh, anak ibu dah pandai kira. Pandai anak ibu!
Ajoi : Ajoi lapar lah ibu. Nak makan ni!
Ibu : Lah, kalo lapar, cakap lah lapar. Kenapa pergi kira pulak.
Ajoi : Sebab hari tu, bibik ada cakap kat Ajoi, "Waduh ini anak! Lain kali, kalu kok mau makan, bilang!"
Ibu : ......

XD







atok : cu ko paham bahasa org putih tak?
cucu : boleh la tok..nape?
atok : ce tengok borang ni..ce tengok! tolong isikan skali blh?
cucu : ok dude...ur name plzzz!
atok : LEBAI PADU B HJ MENGENDAP.
... ... ...cucu : age plzz!
atok : 62thn
cucu : sex tok?
atok : amboi2...x kan semua nk tau..
cucu : yes..ni wajip tok
atok : hmm, ko bubuh jela 2-3 minggu skali, kadang-2 tu penuh seminggu..tgk mood
cucu : *_*





Sory lama pulak aku tinggal edisi lawak dalca ni..hehe....

p/s : patutlah aku tersedak lain macam jer hari ni...ada orang sebut nama aku rupanya.. :p

Linda

Ermanazillah



19 comments:

klu cmtu,,soalan page last xleh nk tiru la kn..haha...

ni kes anak lebih byk habiskan masa dgn bibik dari ibunya...

Ape punya cucu da,,,jantina atok lg mau tnye..hahaha...

March 9, 2012 at 1:10 PM comment-delete

amboiii atok!!! hahahaha

March 9, 2012 at 3:22 PM comment-delete

ahahahahaha....atok ni dahsyat nye...

March 9, 2012 at 3:43 PM comment-delete

astaghfirullah..haha :P

March 9, 2012 at 4:49 PM comment-delete

Atok gatal...haha..tersedak ye dalca...jgn lupe minum air byk2

March 9, 2012 at 5:05 PM comment-delete

best la entry ni..

jom terjah entry afiq yang baru
http://afiqyassin.blogspot.com/

March 9, 2012 at 5:22 PM comment-delete

Haha..pepagi duk tgelak..

:)

March 9, 2012 at 5:50 PM comment-delete

hahahaha...memang dalca habis la

March 9, 2012 at 6:15 PM comment-delete

memng kelakar la.. ni bo;leh jadi pelawak nie..

March 9, 2012 at 7:13 PM comment-delete

hahaha... lawak ajoi mang terbaik...

adoi,, mahu bilang apa sih??

yang cucu dia pun translate lah lam bm.. ish2.. =)

March 10, 2012 at 1:39 AM comment-delete

*tersedak* :P

March 10, 2012 at 2:43 AM comment-delete

wkwkwkwkwkw
cucu : sex tok?
atok : amboi2...x kan semua nk tau..

March 10, 2012 at 3:20 AM comment-delete

boloh jadi pelawak ni..

March 10, 2012 at 6:03 AM comment-delete

hahahahaaaaa atok tu lurus bendul sgt..

March 10, 2012 at 11:09 PM comment-delete

ahaha..atok mengada..

March 12, 2012 at 6:57 AM comment-delete

best ak ske bc smue! hahah

May 24, 2012 at 3:51 AM comment-delete

Ohh my English!!.. huhu

May 26, 2012 at 9:59 PM comment-delete

ha'a lah kan..asal xpernah terpikir pasal ayat tu selama tgok kertas exam ..=.=

budak tu belum pandai ckp indon lagi..

atok tu ye ye ow je xreti english..cucu dy pun bukan tye dlm bhs melayu..bi juga.."age plzz" bukan "umur?" :)

May 28, 2012 at 2:11 AM comment-delete

hahahha kelakar xleh bla aq

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